Quote #12035
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left...
Quote #5939
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
Quote #685
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the...
Quote #3943
Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never...
Quote #16758
The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...
Quote #1909
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
Quote #4569
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
Quote #9044
Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty...
Quote #2246
Batman I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a...