Quote #18399
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #4956
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
Quote #19546
If you can’t do what you want, do what you can.
Quote #618
Fate is nothing but the deeds committed in a prior state of existence.
Quote #10703
Why do writers write Because it isn’t there.
Quote #20028
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #14445
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
Quote #16973
Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.
Quote #3870
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #17662
If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is...