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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #15738
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...
Quote #12583
A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father...
Quote #19982
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better...
Quote #20265
I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we...
Quote #18005
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #10492
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #3514
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.