Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #21800
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
Quote #12059
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
Quote #2882
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
Quote #18359
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #3403
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
Quote #12833
What we call ‘morals’ is simply blind obedience to words of command.
Quote #715
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #9703
A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures is not happiness happiness resides in imaginative...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...