Quote #2299
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #4272
Failure is success if we learn from it.
Quote #3451
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #1387
The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each...
Quote #4012
The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as...
Quote #6707
Beanie Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to...
Quote #21762
No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
Quote #10472
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Quote #18931
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #443
Lack of money is the root of all evil.