Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #8919
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
Quote #5518
While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
Quote #17313
Ideology is a form of illiteracy. Those addicted to it are unable to understand...
Quote #10449
Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness.
Quote #14868
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when...
Quote #18735
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
Quote #14604
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
Quote #15937
He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like...
Quote #1064
Look and you will find it – what is unsought will go undetected.