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Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
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Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
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It was from an old friend who . thought he was dying. Anyway, he...
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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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I learned in business that you had to be very careful when you told...
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The cautious seldom err.
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I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in...
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...