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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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From quiet homes and first beginning, Out to the undiscovered ends, There’s nothing worth...
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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Everything can be taken from a man but the last of human freedoms, the...
Quote #19500
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.
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Almost all really new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are...
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The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is...
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I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word...
Quote #4401
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #20485
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross...