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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13660

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Confucius

Quote #1232

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
Kurt Herbert Alder

Quote #9874

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Theodore Roosevelt

Quote #6563

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
Martha Dandridge Custis Washington

Quote #18760

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
William J. Clinton

Quote #4483

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Homer

Quote #7371

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Wide-sounding Zeus takes away half a man’s worth on the day when slavery comes...
Ray Kroc

Quote #14933

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves.
Anon.

Quote #3221

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
George Washington Carver

Quote #11680

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making...
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