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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7508

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
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It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason...
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Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and...
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Words are wise men’s counters, they do but reckon with them, but they are...
Doug Larson

Quote #7436

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
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