Quote #18501
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #19275
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Quote #5833
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #9794
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #19330
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #2202
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Quote #1696
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew...
Quote #14099
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #6617
To talk to someone who does not listen is enough to tense the devil.