Quote #15203
Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #4558
A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows...
Quote #2113
Only sick music makes money today.
Quote #7493
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels...
Quote #18585
The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
Quote #16855
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #21562
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Quote #2660
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #20657
Einstein said God doesn’t play dice with the universe, but I don’t know–maybe not...