Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #16361
What power has law where only money rules.
Quote #3625
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you...
Quote #1645
I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of...
Quote #21575
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes one’s own.
Quote #3267
The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
Quote #19617
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #11618
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Quote #6713
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
Quote #10026
The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself.