Quote #20387
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a...
Quote #5625
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #21664
Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.
Quote #14159
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #18638
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
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How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us, and...
Quote #10880
A book is a friend a good book is a good friend. It will...
Quote #17375
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad...