Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #14246
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #7033
I criticize by creation – not by finding fault.
Quote #1292
The superior man is satisfied and composed the mean man is always full of...
Quote #18720
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #5940
The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an...
Quote #3378
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
Quote #3525
Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears there is no blissful peace until one...
Quote #20459
Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is...