Quote #10915
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #1555
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only...
Quote #4708
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #3365
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #10404
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #9167
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
Quote #9260
One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether...
Quote #15697
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving...
Quote #18262
History has proven, God has never given anyone a dream Without also including the...