Quote #19803
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #20951
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #6017
We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble...
Quote #3617
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Quote #2154
I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly...
Quote #10882
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #20338
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Quote #19837
Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
Quote #5494
Please all, and you will please none.