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Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by...
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Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of...
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to...
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Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
Quote #12879
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
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What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.