Quote #3858
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #21096
Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #10954
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #7794
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #1132
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power...
Quote #18506
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is...
Quote #6070
She was a phantom of delight When first she gleam’d upon my sight A...
Quote #18243
Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
Quote #14288
A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.
Quote #11800
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...