Quote #10448
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
Quote #6109
Don’t dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.
Quote #8480
Lloyd Hey, I guess they’re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the...
Quote #19977
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #8504
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #14978
There are only three events in a man’s life birth, life, and death he...
Quote #13298
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Quote #8909
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve...
Quote #21187
What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a...
Quote #20470
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...