Quote #2620
This great misfortune – to be incapable of solitude.
Quote #19621
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #11109
It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no...
Quote #18071
One ought only to write when one leaves a piece of ones flesh in...
Quote #10131
In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #12318
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
Quote #19706
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Quote #8920
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.