Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life it goes...
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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
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If you know it’s going to happen there’s no need to call it a...
Quote #19020
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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How else but through a broken heart May Lord Christ enter in
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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #20581
Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...