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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
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For men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in...
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
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Some disguised deceits counterfeit truth so perfectly that not to be taken in by...
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We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal that...
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I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
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I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do...
Quote #1181
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.