Quote #11734
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #14921
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #20489
For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Quote #7182
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Quote #17354
In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
Quote #4756
When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
Quote #7005
While there’s life, there’s hope.
Quote #10352
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #47
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #16770
What you give you get, ten times over.