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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...
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The invention of IQ did a great disservice to creativity in education. … Individuality,...
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
Quote #20807
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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All of us, whether guilty or not, whether old or young, must accept the...
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It’s very good for an idea to be commonplace. The important thing is that...