Quote #12740
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say...
Quote #4618
Light be the earth upon you, lightly rest.
Quote #18436
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
Quote #212
It is the common failing of totalitarian regimes that they cannot really understand the...
Quote #11113
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #10611
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
Quote #19692
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #19928
Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
Quote #5518
While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...