Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #17636
One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
Quote #14856
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #7736
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
Quote #2111
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Quote #4201
Self discipline is that which, next to virtue, truly and essentially raises one man...
Quote #9523
The smallest deed is better than the grandest intention.
Quote #9993
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #8826
Latin A sword never kills anybody it is a tool in the killer’s hand.
Quote #14324
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.