Quote #9985
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #16540
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Quote #12913
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles...
Quote #4371
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #10516
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #13390
I’d rather be lucky than good.
Quote #14455
The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
Quote #20144
Instant gratification takes too long.
Quote #403
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
Quote #15787
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...