Quote #21373
I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #5458
Excellent wretch Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee and when I...
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #10246
Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
Quote #3249
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #9941
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of...
Quote #19922
Men willingly believe what they wish.
Quote #3668
Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Quote #1206
No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstood...
Quote #21646
I hate women because they always know where things are.