Quote #1273
I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #11568
We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so as...
Quote #11968
Possession is eleven points in the law.
Quote #14724
Of two evils we must always choose the least.
Quote #11592
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #18367
Don’t be with someone you can live with be with someone you can’t live...
Quote #9019
Cleave never to the sunnier side of doubt.
Quote #3101
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Quote #1989
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.