Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #18772
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #2108
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Quote #7544
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...
Quote #19981
Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and...
Quote #7908
Round numbers are always false.
Quote #18142
To a historian libraries are food, shelter, and even muse.
Quote #12729
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
Quote #16049
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but...
Quote #2791
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.