Quote #7617
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #10412
Perhaps each life has one sensational thought, if acted upon will bring great meaning.
Quote #15383
If your only measure of value is color, then you shall never appreciate the...
Quote #5861
If one is the master of one thing and understands one thing well, one...
Quote #7935
Language is the dress of thought.
Quote #15768
We can be knowledgable with other men’s knowledge but we cannot be wise with...
Quote #3232
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #1568
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #17794
People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...