Quote #2138
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
Quote #8579
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Quote #19046
Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
Quote #973
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
Quote #20695
Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
Quote #1045
Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
Quote #6558
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #10518
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at...
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #3937
The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.