Quote #14390
A community is like a ship, everyone ought to be prepared to take the...
Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #8154
He that is down can fall no lower.
Quote #7794
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #7860
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Quote #12939
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #17367
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
Quote #3079
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we...
Quote #16501
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.
Quote #9510
I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives,...