Quote #2182
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #625
It is very hard to be simple enough to be good.
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #17462
When the leadership is right and the time is right, the people can always...
Quote #12685
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Quote #1316
We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide...
Quote #8502
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of...
Quote #1264
By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
Quote #3691
I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself...
Quote #10929
If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like...