Quote #5377
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #14775
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Quote #2249
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Quote #16151
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Quote #1600
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Quote #3426
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Quote #13532
It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You’ve got to...
Quote #15581
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden...
Quote #5701
Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical.