Quote #17450
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #18906
You shouldn’t say it is not good. You should say, you do not like...
Quote #3217
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #20176
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
Quote #6533
Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I...
Quote #699
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #10616
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
Quote #19878
Endless money forms the sinews of war.
Quote #9509
Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.