Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #12671
Common sense often makes good law.
Quote #19931
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
Quote #5478
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #6499
When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
Quote #10622
Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...
Quote #14377
…The task is overwhelming, and the chance is slight. We must take the chance...
Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #3118
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach...