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Pick a man for his human qualities, his values, his compatibility with you, rather...
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #10766
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Quote #17658
Never, for fear of feeble man, restrain your witness.
Quote #18146
I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that...
Quote #18152
The test is to recognize the mistake, admit it and correct it. To have...
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #21532
This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #19386
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #7260
My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do...