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But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
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An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
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Whatever you want too much you can’t have, so when you really want something,...
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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
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If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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The skylines lit up at dead of night, the air-conditioning systems cooling empty hotels...
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I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman’s feelings and...
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He might never really do what he said, but at least he had it...