Quote #7194
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #15112
Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the real world since it...
Quote #18680
Joy is not in things it is in us.
Quote #7750
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step only he...
Quote #8357
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to...
Quote #2201
People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there’s no problem, only...
Quote #15666
Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
Quote #5731
No pleasure is comparable to the standing upon the vantage ground of Truth.
Quote #2271
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...