Quote #7451
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #9182
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
Quote #8900
Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is...
Quote #11885
Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Quote #15738
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...
Quote #12852
I have now reigned about 50 years in victory or peace, beloved by my...
Quote #15740
The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.
Quote #20435
You’ve got your phenomenon on one hand. Concrete and knowable. On the other hand...
Quote #8321
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.