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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages henceTwo roads diverged...
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I have no country to fight for my country is the earth, and I...
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
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Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
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Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I...
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The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of...
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Eric Draven Little things use to mean so much to Shelley – I thought...
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It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...