Quote #3187
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #3299
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #5700
Laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human...
Quote #10230
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
Quote #20348
Where facts are few, experts are many.
Quote #12325
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
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Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by...
Quote #12760
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #21486
The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...