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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
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Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
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George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half...
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Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...