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Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
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Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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Age is no guarantee of maturity.
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
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The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they...
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I greet you as the shapers of American society.
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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....