Quote #16766
Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
Quote #3423
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #12961
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #20731
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #2946
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something...
Quote #12494
We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is...
Quote #732
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #21073
If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.
Quote #12807
The skull lay tilted in such a manner that it stared, sightless, up at...
Quote #3586
Talking and eloquence are not the same to speak and to speak well are...