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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the...
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better...
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They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.Age shall not...
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
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Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
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It is only by striving for beauty and love In all our relationships, That...