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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
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For 10 years of my life, 3 times a day, I thanked the Lord...
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Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together at the door where the latter enters,...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
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The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking...
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Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey ‘people.’ People say...
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The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
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We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.