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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Don’t find fault, find a remedy.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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What a deformed thief this fashion is.
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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
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The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it...
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Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...